Animal rights group PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, wants to rename fish "sea kittens" because it's cuter and people won't want to kill cute things. Right. In a world filled with stupid things, this is possibly the most stupid. What's funnier, is that "hunting sea kittens"—PETA's recommended terminology—actually sounds more fun and interesting that just 'fishing'. If you had to use guns to do it, it would be perfect.
The black duck of trespass on alien waters.