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Anna Ayala has been sentenced to nine years’ jail after fraudulently suing the Wendy’s fast food chain, claiming she had found a severed finger in her chili. Wendy’s sales fell sharply following the alleged discovery, costing the company approximately $2.5 million.

Ayala, 39, of Las Vegas, had put the finger in her chili before attempting to sue the restaurant owner.

Her husband Jaime Plascencia had got the finger (no pun intended) from a co-worker who had lost it in an industrial accident. Apparently the guy owed him $50, and gave him the finger instead.*

Right.

So how would that conversation go?

“Hey Bob, sorry to hear about the finger.”

“Yeah, it really hurt.”

“Oh. … So how about that 50 bucks you owe me?”

“I’m a bit short this week. You want the finger? Micro surgeons can’t do a thing for me.”

“Sure.”

So anyway I’ve got this arm in my freezer that a mate didn’t want after his accident. (Don’t ask. Talk about issues.)

I was going to take it to McDonald’s and see if I could get a few free burgers out of them, or maybe some shakes, but now I’m not so sure.

*OK that was intended. But once you start it’s hard to resist.

Comments

Theteak said…
LOL - I was living in America when that happened. We thought about doing the same thing with Arbys. We were going to put real beef in their beef rolls...
January 21, 2006 10:25 AM
blatmann said…
Thanks for your comment answer-man, but i regret to inform you that you will be hearing from my solicitor after I found a piece of thumb stuck in your New Living Translation demo. I'll be suing for unspecified damages for trauma and nausea.
You have a nice day too :)
B
August 09, 2006 11:00 PM
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